"offroadkarter" (04RauderDTR)
10/28/2013 at 16:47 • Filed to: weird
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"offroadkarter" (04RauderDTR)
10/28/2013 at 16:47 • Filed to: weird | 0
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Just hop in your E30 sedan and, um...
Gif credit: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
Nibbles
> offroadkarter
10/28/2013 at 16:53 |
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What sort of glorious compound leads to fits of insane creativity like this
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offroadkarter
> Nibbles
10/28/2013 at 16:55 |
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I have no idea but if you find out, please let me know
RickyD
> offroadkarter
10/28/2013 at 16:55 |
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I need a .gif of that walk for any "The way I walk to my girlfriends when she wants me thread" thread
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offroadkarter
> RickyD
10/28/2013 at 16:57 |
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you could make it a vine backed by that song that goes "makin my way downtown"
505Turbeaux
> offroadkarter
10/28/2013 at 16:58 |
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Ditto
PS9
> RickyD
10/28/2013 at 16:58 |
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girlfriend(s)??? Goddamn man, some guys just be rollin' deep in that...
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Nibbles
> offroadkarter
10/28/2013 at 17:01 |
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It's been a rather long time, but I may have to start experimenting again
For Science
uh
I mean
For Arts
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RickyD
> PS9
10/28/2013 at 17:02 |
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I'm sure there is an apostrophe missing in there somewhere. This reminds me of a story...
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I?m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I?m ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says ?harder.? V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home
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offroadkarter
> Nibbles
10/28/2013 at 17:08 |
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Nibbles, we need to cook!
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505Turbeaux
> RickyD
10/28/2013 at 17:15 |
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this one? I have it loaded in PS now. Fucking hilarious
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offroadkarter
> RickyD
10/28/2013 at 17:22 |
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Something about this story doesn't add up.....
the speed of sound is 768mph!
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505Turbeaux
> offroadkarter
10/28/2013 at 17:23 |
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Excuse me while I GIF-itize multiple parts of this
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offroadkarter
> 505Turbeaux
10/28/2013 at 17:25 |
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YES! Keep it coming!
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RickyD
> offroadkarter
10/28/2013 at 17:26 |
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He stated "about 600 mph", also he clearly states his speed is in excess of 700 when he came to stop.
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505Turbeaux
> offroadkarter
10/28/2013 at 17:26 |
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hahahaha
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offroadkarter
> 505Turbeaux
10/28/2013 at 17:32 |
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I had to steal one for the OP
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offroadkarter
> RickyD
10/28/2013 at 17:32 |
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yeah but it could be 701mph
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505Turbeaux
> offroadkarter
10/28/2013 at 17:32 |
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haha I figured you might
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offroadkarter
> 505Turbeaux
10/28/2013 at 17:33 |
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I had no choice
This is what I'd like to believe driving looks like in developing countries such as china and india
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505Turbeaux
> offroadkarter
10/28/2013 at 17:35 |
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I thought it was when I saw the OP thumbnail. I need alot more chemical assistance to watch it again though. The street scene is hilarious too where the thing just jumps all over the place
Mazarin
> 505Turbeaux
10/28/2013 at 17:39 |
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HATERS GONNA HATE
e30joe
> offroadkarter
10/28/2013 at 18:22 |
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Hey despite that E30 looking a little rough-n-tough it's got a 5 lug swap...
Because turbo M50 sleeper.
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offroadkarter
> e30joe
10/28/2013 at 18:23 |
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I didn't know normal E30's were 4 lug, guess its not something I looked for either
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e30joe
> offroadkarter
10/28/2013 at 20:01 |
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I know a thing or two about E30's... ;)